Miss Missouri Venus

I'm the 2013 Miss Missouri contestant for the Miss Venus Plus Size Beauty Pageant! My platform is GMO Awareness. Let's reduce GMO's, minimize heavy processing. and label anything and everything!
Mira and I made the most amazing quiche I have ever made. It’s a shame I didn’t’ keep track of the measurements I used. Oh and we also made blueberry pie. :) #dinner #homemade #blueberry #pie #quiche #blackforest #bacon

Mira and I made the most amazing quiche I have ever made. It’s a shame I didn’t’ keep track of the measurements I used. Oh and we also made blueberry pie. :) #dinner #homemade #blueberry #pie #quiche #blackforest #bacon


Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.

Would have been nice to have had this when I was wrongly arrested IN my home at 18.

Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.

Would have been nice to have had this when I was wrongly arrested IN my home at 18.

(Source: legal-savvy, via nataliemeansnice)

Happy father’s day to my wonderful Dad! #dad #father #family

Happy father’s day to my wonderful Dad! #dad #father #family

Just picked her up and were on our way home! #soexcited #happy #camper #vintage #shasta #nomad #summer

Just picked her up and were on our way home! #soexcited #happy #camper #vintage #shasta #nomad #summer

It’s a #birthday #tradition. #mother #daughter #girl #happy #funny #photobooth #mall

It’s a #birthday #tradition. #mother #daughter #girl #happy #funny #photobooth #mall

Painting with the birthday girl. #watercolor #paint #lol #lips

Painting with the birthday girl. #watercolor #paint #lol #lips

rosenview:

Whoa buddy, time for another wig giveaway. This is for a curly brown wig I got off eBay a few months ago (if I find the listing again I’ll be sure to link it here). It’s been too warm to ever really wear it, and since I’m moving soon I figured I’d give it away and have one less thing to pack.

Here are the rules, they’re pretty simple:

  • One like, one reblog
  • No need to follow, but you might want to if you enjoy reviews of everything from BB creams and circle lenses, to wigs and nail polish. Or if you just like looking at pretty clothes.
  • Feel free to enter no matter what corner of the world you’re from! All I ask is that if you live outside the US, please be willing to pay for shipping.

Bam, that’s it. Giveaway ends on June 24th, 2013. The winner will be picked using a random number generator and then contacted via ask box.

(via tubularturd)

heirofmedusa:

wadehiddles:

auditore-da-lolo:

ethicalbutchering:

ohfreckle:

ladysmaragdina:

derpalicious:

moon-cunt:

pizzabuttsss:

catchyoneliner:

syllablesongs:

abolished-your-mythology:

Hurt myself laughing

oh my god

My therapist showed me this video

holy shit.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard holy shit

My cat would sign this. 

LIKE SISYPHUS I AM BOUND TO HELL

omfg my mom had to get up and run to go pee during the middle of this

This never ever gets old. My mother was astounded by the brilliance of it.

BRB laughing for the next 32437890794 years.

(Source: embracing-the-shadow, via tubularturd)

#monifc #peacock #fat #chubby #fatpositive #missvenusmissouri #missvenus #curvy #nomakeup #dontcare #lovethyself #bodypositive #redhair #skin

#monifc #peacock #fat #chubby #fatpositive #missvenusmissouri #missvenus #curvy #nomakeup #dontcare #lovethyself #bodypositive #redhair #skin

Werk. #makeup #mua #artist #work #bridal #wedding #light #beauty #occ #bdellium

Werk. #makeup #mua #artist #work #bridal #wedding #light #beauty #occ #bdellium